Well, well, well. Look who thought they could see their folks for Thanksgiving without bringing them a gift. [Tousles your hair.] It’s OK, you simple rube, we've got you covered. Believe it or not, parents are surprisingly easy to shop for. Not all parents are the same, naturally; you may have a mom who lives for Live, Laugh, Love merch, or one who ran away with a mushroom dealer at Woodstock when she was 14; you may have a dad whose primary decorating aesthetic is "forest animals I've shot and taxidermied," or a chill 'n' gentle dad who is all about cardigan-and-newspaper life. But some gifts are pretty much guaranteed to do the trick for nearly all parents, and we've brought them to you here. Advertisem*nt
They have empty nest syndrome
Unless you were an absolute nightmare as a teenager, or are currently camping out on their couch, your parents probably long for the good ol’ days of nurturing. Let them be caretakers again with a tech-savvy indoor hydroponic garden system that grows anything from veggies to flowers without needing soil. Raise up to six plants simultaneously, and there’s even a vacation mode that provides water and food while you’re out of town (or if you’re just forgetful).
AeroGarden
Elite 360 Garden Hydroponic System
$179.95$141.46 at Amazon
$179.95$141.46 at Amazon
A boomer’s favorite sneakers
The New Balance 608 V5 is the official shoe of dads. Give Daddy’s dogs the comfort they deserve.
New Balance
608 V5 Cross Trainers
$74.99$64 at Amazon
$74.99$64 at Amazon
Relieve their (muscular) pain
We bet their hamstrings are aching from playing shuffleboard at the senior center. Thankfully, that’s nothing a luxe massage gun such as the Theragun Mini can’t relieve. It’s ultra compact and features three speeds and attachments, along with a fave of our editors.
Therabody
Mini Massage Gun
$199 at Amazon
$199 at Amazon
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A tabletop fire pit
Sure, your family probably has quarterly roast sessions about you and your siblings, but perhaps roasting marshmallows with a Solo Stove Mesa firepit would be a nice addition to that routine.
Solo Stove
Mesa
$89.99$79.99 at Solo Stove
$89.99$79.99 at Solo Stove
Help with their memory loss
Ye ol’ noggin’ doesn’t work like it used to once you reach peak geezer years. Help them remember where they stashed their keys with a trusty Apple AirTag.
Apple
AirTag
$29$27 at Amazon
$29$27 at Amazon
Your dad hangs out in the garage
There’s something so pure about a dad playing with his tools. If the garage is his safe haven, he would surely appreciate a 142-piece tool kit that has all the essentials for fixing a leaky faucet and making Mom swoon.
Amazon Basics
Household Tool Kit
$32.09 at Amazon
$32.09 at Amazon
A classic suburban family candle
If your parents’ home upstate doesn’t already smell like fresh balsam, cedar, and pinecones, it’s time to gift them an aromatic candle.
Yankee Candle
Balsam & Cedar Candle
$30.99$18.27 at Amazon
$30.99$18.27 at Amazon
Give them the spa treatment
They most likely don’t want to blow their retirement funds on weekly massage and sauna sessions, so give them a taste of spa life with a towel warmer that can also be used for robes, pajamas, and blankets.
Zadro
Towel Warmer
$179.99$134.13 at Amazon
$179.99$134.13 at Amazon
They're on the fitness grind
Did they just embark on a newfound health and wellness journey? Get them his and her Fitbit Versa 4 smartwatches to track all their progress, from quantity of steps to quality of sleep.
Fitbit
Versa 4 Fitness Smartwatch
$199.95$149.95 at Amazon
$199.95$149.95 at Amazon
They complain about Fluffy’s hair trail
We know they’ve never watched a TikTok video, but even if they haven’t seen this cult-fave product in action, they can trust us: the viral ChomChom Pet Hair Remover works wonders at picking up cat and dog lint by just rolling it back and forth.
ChomChom
Pet Hair Remover
$31.95$19.99 at Amazon
$31.95$19.99 at Amazon
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Don’t call it a char-coochie board in front of them
They won’t get it, trust us. This Cheese Board and Knife Set by SMIRLY is made from bamboo and features knives, a slide-out drawer, a sauce compartment, and grooved edges to avoid spillage. It’ll be the star of the show at the next HOA meeting.
Smirly
Charcuterie Boards Gift Set
$49.87$39.99 at Amazon
$49.87$39.99 at Amazon
Oil them up
Brightland, an olive oil company that makes delicious cooking potions (and isn’t destroying the environment and polluting the ocean), has all of your parents’ oil needs covered with The Essential Capsule. It comes with two of the brand’s best olive oils, Awake and Alive, as well as the raw Champagne vinegar Parasol and the balsamic vinegar Rapture. Their salads are about to get a major upgrade, even if they refuse to replace the Dell desktop computer they've had since 2007.
Brightland
The Essential Capsule
$118$112 at Brightland
$118$112 at Brightland
*Taps mug*
Sure you and your siblings know your mom and dad are the best parental units on planet Earth, but what’s it all for if they can’t showcase those credentials to their friends, family, and coworkers during their early-morning Zoom call? Sometimes, channeling The Office’s Michael Scott is the best way to let others know how you feel about them.
Artisan Owl
Best Dad Ever Mug
$12.23 at Amazon
$12.23 at Amazon
Artisan Owl
Best Mom Ever Mug
$12.32 at Amazon
$12.32 at Amazon
A most important piece of luggage
Speaking of those who live to spoil their pets, sure, your folks could accessorize with a fancy hat or a designer clutch, but if you’re looking to get them the most flattering statement piece of all, look no further than the Roverlund Out of Office Pet Carrier. It’s made with an innovative three-in-one design and triples as an airline-compliant pet carrier, car seat, and mobile dog or cat bed—plus, it comes with a bonus leash.
Roverlund
Out-of-Office Pet Carrier
$159 at Roverlund
$159 at Roverlund
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Flowers that won’t die
Dried bouquets are all the rage, people. They last for months, look fabulously retro, and never get stinky. Plus, your folks won’t feel burdened by the extra job of caring for live flowers—they’ve cared for enough living things for one life.
Urban Stems
The Catskill
$90$78 at Urban Stems
$90$78 at Urban Stems
Upgrade their soap game
If your parents are still adding water to the basically empty bottle of Dawn they’ve been using for their hands, it’s time to get them this pared-down hand soap from Public Goods. With a simple-as-hell design and a clean, unfussy citrus scent, you can be sure it’s something they’ll actually use (with a price that won’t have them scolding you for spending too much on something like hand soap)
Public Goods
Hand Soap
$7.95 at Public Goods
$7.95 at Public Goods
A nice oaky afterbirth
The California Wine Mixer by In Good Taste is the perfect gift for parents who like to have a glass or two during (or before, or after) family FaceTimes. The brand will send them mini bottles of their favorite West Coast wines so they don’t have to put away an entire bottle every time they want a sip. Catalina Wine Mixer, here they come.
In Good Taste
California Wine Mixer
$65 at In Good Taste
$65 at In Good Taste
It’s your turn to cook for them
OK: Umamicart is one of our favorite online Asian food grocers, and the Holiday Roast Duck Kit might just be the brand’s magnum opus. This holiday season, order the kit, bring it to your folks’ house, and cook for them (for once). Turkey seems so bogus next to the juicy, crispy-skinned duck.
Umamicart
Holiday Roast Duck Kit
$85 at Umamicart
$85 at Umamicart
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Candles are a gifting hack
Who doesn't love an unconventional advent calendar? Sure, you could gift mom a regular Yankee Candle, but what about a literal dozen top-class candles that have a little bit of that bougie je ne sais quoi?
Voluspa
12 Day Advent Calendar
$75 at Sephora
$75 at Sephora
Not ~that~ kind of pot
Unless they’re trying to chill hard, of course. No, instead get them a Perfect Pot from Our Place, makers of the wildly popular Always Pan… What makes it so perfect? It's an all-in-one boiler, baker, crisper, and steamer, with a ceramic nonstick coating and includes a roasting and steaming rack, strainer, and spoon rest. Plus, it comes in a bunch of neat colors.
Our Place
Perfect Pot
$165$115 at Our Place
$165$115 at Our Place
That’s a wrap
It’s a burrito blanket. Need we say more? (Well, we will mention that it has a solid five-star rating from more than 61,000 enthusiastic reviews.) Aside from being perfect for the family’s annual white elephant ritual, this is something that could very likely become a favorite when the grandkids come to visit (or at least spark some conversation). Your parents may not know they need it, but once they get one, they’ll never want to live without it.
mermaker
Burritos Tortilla Throw Blanket 2.0
$39.99$18.99 at Amazon
$39.99$18.99 at Amazon
Help them take a load off
Since you can’t be there to give your parents a massage every day, why not give them a machine that does it for you? This Shiatsu Neck and Back Massager has three speeds and strength levels so they can dial in their ideal pressure to help them unwind. It also features a built-in heat function with auto-shut-off protection.
Nekteck
Shiatsu Neck and Back Massager
$69.99$49.99 at Amazon
$69.99$49.99 at Amazon
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Those crafty, crafty Swiss
Other than picking a side in a conflict, there’s really not much the Swiss can’t do. Take this Swiss fondue set, for example. Just when you thought your folks couldn’t get any more cheesy, those mountain-dwellers drop this bad boy on ‘em, complete with a traditional cast iron rechaud, a handsome wood base plate, a cast iron pot with an enameled interior for easy cleaning, and heat-resistant, three-tine stainless steel forks with color-coded tips. Reap the benefits as your holiday gatherings suddenly feature waterfalls of raclette.
Swissmar
Swissmar 11-Piece Sierra Fondue Set
$99.95 at Sur La Table
$99.95 at Sur La Table
Multitasking is their strong suit…
…As is being clean and gettin’ tipsy. There are few better beers in life than the kitchen beer while you wait for your partner to finish getting ready to go out, the first pint after a long day of work, and the famed shower beer. This shower drink holder by 30 Watt helps with that last one.
30 Watt
Shower Drink Holder
$14.99 at Amazon
$14.99 at Amazon
They’re gonna do dry January
Good for them! Livers are important—hence the name—and if they want to give it a break without sacrificing delicious craft drinks, we suggest picking up a bottle of nonalcoholic aperitif Ghia.
Ghia
Ghia Non-Alcoholic Apéritif
$38 at Amazon
$38 at Amazon
Get them baked
HA, HA, HA. (We know.) This best-selling kit from Williams Sonoma should give your parental unit(s) everything they need to start baking sourdough bread from scratch.
Williams Sonoma
DIY Sourdough Bread Kit
$54.95 at Williams Sonoma
$54.95 at Williams Sonoma
That vinyl collection is just collecting dust
Your recent investment in an apartment-friendly record player might have you eyeing your folks’ vinyl collection, but there’s a good reason that your parents refuse to part with a piece of their beloved archive—they’re going to get their vinyl player set up again… inevitably. Inspire them to get back in touch with their collection of tunes with an easy-to-use player that doubles as a piece of furniture.
Victrola
Navigator 8-in-1 Classic Bluetooth Record Player
$269.98$209.55 at Amazon
$269.98$209.55 at Amazon
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Couch cushions hate this one simple trick
Your parents can keep all of their 11 remotes in this bad boy, and finally stop tearing apart the couch so they can get back to watching Outlander and pretending it isn’t softcore p*rn.
UncommonGoods
Sofa Essentials Side Pocket
$23 at UncommonGoods
$23 at UncommonGoods
Embrace the cheug
One of two things will happen when you gift your folks these customizable shirts. Either a) they’ll think it’s ironic and hilarious, or b) they won’t think it’s goofy at all and they’ll be psyched. Either way, they’ll love them!
Redbubble
5 Things You Should Know About My Husband
$29.18$20.43 at Redbubble
$29.18$20.43 at Redbubble
Redbubble
5 Things You Should Know About My Spoiled Wife
$29.18$20.43 at Redbubble
$29.18$20.43 at Redbubble
FINAL DAD MODE: UNLOCKED
The Drop Stop is here to solve a problem all car owners have: the frequency with which we drop sh*t in that gap between the seats and the center console and have to root around pathetically trying to dig it out. Your parents will never lose their oversized Bluetooth headset in the crevices of the car again. (Disclaimer: Cell phone belt clip not included.)
Drop Stop
The Original Patented Car Seat Gap Filler
$24.99 at Amazon
$24.99 at Amazon
And remember: At the end of the day, they’ll love whatever you get them.
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